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If Fitness Is Your Goal, You Will Have To Work A Little

Mar 222010

Hey guys, it’s time to get your acts together! Now that you’ve spent a fortune on fitness books and and DVD’s, it’s time to stop whining about still being fat and flabby. Just joining a gym and buying stuff isn’t going to make you fit and healthy – you have to do the workouts if you want results!

Boys – did you expect to magically look like the guy on the cover of that ‘six-pack abs’ e-book you bought just because you went to the trouble of printing it out and putting a staple through it? Six months have passed and pushing a staple gun is the most exercise you’ve gotten out of it. That was such a big chore that you had to lie down on the couch and read erotic comics.

You girls are just as bad. You had an excuse not to work out while you waited for your aerobics DVD to come in the mail, but what about after that? You were pretty excited when it came, so you sat down with a box of chocolates and watched it from beginning to end. The next day, you watched it again while you worked on your Disney scrapbook. Now it’s been so long since you used it that you can’t find it.

If you want to make money easily, start a gym for people like yourselves. You religiously go in once a month and pay for your membership. On that day, since you’re already there, you decide to go for a spin on the exercise bike and then pump a little iron. After a few minutes on the bike, you decide you’d rather come back for a workout when you’re feeling a little better.

They love you at the gym because like so many of their other members, you pay them for a service you never use. Your loss is their gain. You don’t cost them a dime, but continue to pay them big bucks for your gym membership.

What you do with your body is nobody’s business but yours. Just keep it that way, okay? Stop whining about how nothing you’ve tried works. It doesn’t work if you don’t use it. You don’t lose weight by thinking about it and you don’t get strong by going to a personal massager. You do that after you’ve had a good weight training session and have earned a good massage. What ever made you think that having your flab massaged would make it go away?

If fitness is really your goal, you really will stop complaining and start doing something about it. Otherwise, just go back to your comics and scrapbooks.

If Fitness Is Your Goal, You Will Have To Work A Little

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Mar 182010

Okay boys and girls, enough is enough! You’ve downloaded a couple of dozen e-books, spent money on a CD course or three and joined your local gym. Now you’re complaining because you’re still flabby and overweight. Guess what? That’s because you don’t get fit by spending money: You get fit by working out!

Let’s start with you men. You take a look in the mirror and decide that it’s time to buy an e-book about washboard abs so you can look like the guy on the cover. Then you print it and put a staple through the pages. After all that work, you decide its time for a break, so you grab some erotic comics and a snack and sit down and read for awhile. Six months later, the workout manual is in the same place you left it before.

Gals, is this what you did? You ordered an aerobics workout DVD online. When it came in the mail, you popped it into the player and sat on the floor to study it once before you actually followed along. The next time you played it, you sat on the floor and worked on your disney scrapbook while it played in the background. You haven’t looked at it since.

As for that gym membership – they must love you there! You just pay them a bunch of money every month and maybe go in for a half-hearted warm-up on the exercise bike before you decide that you’re feeling a little run-down and better come back tomorrow.

If fitness is really your goal, you really will stop complaining and start doing something about it. Otherwise, just go back to your comics and scrapbooks.

Tips On Getting That Ideal Body

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Mar 102010

If you are someone who wants to make a change with your body and improve if for whatever reason you might have, there are certain key things that you are going to need to address and commit to. It doesn’t really matter whether you are looking to bulk up like a wrestler or simply become as ripped as you possibly can, there are going to be certain things that you need to commit to.

If you want to build muscle mass fast then you will have to create an intense workout routine. This needs to be coupled with the right diet and dietary supplements that will allow your muscles to grow. If you go online and search through the internet for some muscle gain supplements you will easily find many of them. It is important, however, that you remain vigilant because a lot of these give give promises that they cannot live up to.

Non only will you need to work out intensely and very frequently, but you will also need to ensure that your diet is perfect and that you are taking some sort of supplement to guarantee you get the best results. In order to find the best supplements it is advised that you talk to your personal trainer as he will be in the best position to be able to tell you exactly what works best for what you are hoping to achieve.

It is important that you realise that the hours that need to be done are not only in the gym but in the kitchen as well. You will find that results are much harder to come by if you only focus on working out and so you also need to focus on building yourself the ideal diet that will be able to fuel your body and raise your metabolism.

Another key point to make is to avoid injury. When you are really working on an intense routine there are lots of things that can go wrong and lots of muscles that you might end up pulling or straining or even tearing. You need to ensure that you have stretched properly before and after using any muscle group.

It is also a good idea to have a personal massager for when you get home. This will help you to relax the muscles and get them ready for the next session. As a result you will be able to work out more intensely without concerns of having problems with your muscles.

These are a few ideas on attaining the body you desire.